Episodes

Tuesday Apr 23, 2024
Tuesday Apr 23, 2024
Inspired by efforts of those partaking in the London Marathon the previous day, Rob embarks on a similarly torturous journey through the winding backstreets of the French JIFF rules, and the knock-on effect on the sharp end of the Top14 season. We recap all the weekend's action including an agonising defeat for Bayonne in France's premier division, and the end is in sight for ProD2 with just about every outcome still a possibility. Nationale approaches it's last round of the regular season, and a barber pays an unexpected visit to Normandy...
00:00 - 05:24 Entrées
05:24 - 16:45 JIFF Rules & Why Do We Care?
16:45 - 39:39 Top 14
39:39 - 52:47 Pro D2
52:47 - 57:20 Nationale
57:20 - 1:07:56 Petit-Fours & Digestifs

Tuesday Apr 16, 2024
Tuesday Apr 16, 2024
Returning from Costa Rican exile and the Stade Chaban Delmas respectively, the Rosbifs are back to ask, Quins, what have you done?! Our man on the ground by the Garonne reports on a startling reverse for UBB at the hands of sunburnt south-west Londoners as La Rochelle's hopes of a hat-trick of titles fade to Leinster. Stade Toulousain look inspired despite Exeter borrowing Pierre Mignoni's clipboard, and the Challenge Cup is barely discussed whilst we probe instead how Homer Simpson would organise a Stag-Do. Find out why the locals are so impressed with Rob's ability to 'get the badge in', plus the usual previews of the Top14, ProD2 and a sombre but celebratory digestif.
00:00 - 02:15 Intro
02:15 - 09:17 Entrées - Bordeaux Trip
09:17 - 24:36 UBB v Harlequins
24:36 - 34:15 Leinster v La Rochelle
34:15 - 39:00 Northampton v Bulls
39:00 - 46:22 Toulouse v Exeter
46:22 - 59:34 Top 14 Previews
59:34 - 1:06:10 Pro D2
1:06:10 - 1:08:35 Nationale 1
1:08: 35 - 1:17:48 Petit-Fours & Digestifs

Thursday Apr 11, 2024
Thursday Apr 11, 2024
We discuss a pulsating weekend of Champions Cup action and preview the best weekend in the rugby calendar: the Quarter Finals of the Champions Cup. Will any of the sides manage to pick up an away win? We also dissect the latest from Pro D2 and hear about what the hell is going on at the top of Nationale. In this week’s extraordinary Petit-Fours, we hear the unique way one coach will be preparing before his side’s quarter-final this weekend and discover how the film Platoon was recreated in the Basque Country.
00:00 - 04:20 Entrées
04:20 - 66:56 Champions Cup reviews and QF Previews
- 04:20 - 28:36 Harlequins v Glasgow | UBB v Saracens
- 28:36 - 47:56 Leinster v Leicester | Stormers v La Rochelle
- 47:56 - 51:44 Bulls v Lyon | Northampton v Munster
- 51:44 - 1:06:56 Exeter v Bath | Toulouse v Racing 92
1:06:56 - 1:13:15 Challenge Cup
1:13:15 - 1:21:52 Pro D2
1:21:52 - 1:24:54 Nationale
1:24:54 - 1:37:59 Petit-Fours & Digestifs

Friday Apr 05, 2024
Friday Apr 05, 2024
Separate episode looking forward to one of the great weekends in the rugby calendar: the last 16 of the Champions Cup and Challenge Cup. We run through our predictions for the games, give recommendations of the long weekends you could have, and play a Challenge Cup edition of ‘Will the French team bother to turn up?’
01:35 Harlequins v Glasgow
5:13 Bulls v Lyon
7:48 Stormers v La Rochelle
12:14 Exeter v Bath
13:37 Bordeaux v Saracens
18:13 Leinster v Leicester
19:12 Northampton v Munster
19:52 Toulouse v Racing
28:00 Challenge Cup previews

Friday Apr 05, 2024
Friday Apr 05, 2024
After falling for our April Fools, we have a recipient of the ‘Poisson d’Avril’ filling in for Rich this week after and we talk Mullet Quotas being introduced to Pro D2, hear from our Costa Rican Correspondent, debate whether smoking bans lead to successful French rugby teams and investigate a mystery disappearance during a sin bin period.
10:22 Entrées - April Fools and other news
18:47 Top 14 Games review
18:50 Toulouse v Pau
26:06 Montpellier v Stade Francais
33:04 Bayonne v Toulon
46:43 Perpignan v Castres
49:17 Lyon v Bordeaux
51:56 Racing v Clermont
55:16 La Rochelle v Oyonnax
57:05 Pro D2 Roundup
67:24 Nationals 1 Roundup
74:05 Petit Fours & Digestifs

Thursday Mar 28, 2024
Thursday Mar 28, 2024
The Rosbifs dissect a bonkers round of TOP14 action including a game for the ages between Bordeaux Begles and Stade Toulousain at the Matmut Atlantique. Is Antoine Dupont human, and is Maxime 'the Man' Lucu even better? Plus we look ahead to the ProD2 run in, with Rugby's sexiest and most unpredictable league sure to serve up a feast of chaos in the remaining 6 rounds. Also find out why Rich is Castres and Castres is Rich, and Robins Tchale-Watchou and Perpignan's kitman get a shout out.

Friday Mar 22, 2024
Friday Mar 22, 2024
Welcome to Rosbifs Rugby! Join Rob and Rich for the inaugural Rosbifs Rugby Podcast. We'll be reviewing the end of France's Six Nations campaign and dissecting the state of play in the TOP14, as well as revealing which 1998 football World Cup winner has been inspiring Brive ahead of their ProD2 run-in. Plus find out our recommendations for a night to remember in Bordeaux, and what is the secret ingredient in a 'Sauce Paloise'...